Tasting the whole worm and Hello!

Guests introduced a copy of Hello! magazine into JM Towers this weekend. It's been a long time since your humble blogger has flicked through a copy, and I am grateful to it for reminding me, in a 'we're not breaking up, honest' piece on the vomit-inducingly smug and self-satisfied Angelina Jolie, of the Spoonerist's child's name of choice - Shiloh Pitt.

Also enjoyed a heartwarming report on how 'Princes William and Harry' are going on a charity motor bike ride through Africa and have "raised at least £4,995 each in sponsorship to join the rally". Good stuff, Sirs. Sponsored swim, was it? Balmoral half-marathon?