Thursday, 23 October 2008

Don't buy your fags at Iceland

Deep within a Daily Mail article on Ms Kerry Katona is buried this bombshell:

"She also admitted she is still smoking, despite reports she was warned that it could cause her nipples to fall off."

Your blogger is in shock, fanning himself limply with copies of OK! magazine. Normal service will be resumed shortly.

1 comment:

Captain Haddock said...

Methinks he doth protest too much. JM is quite obviously a closet Mail reader. And don't let him tell you it's purely for research. Where have we heard that defense before? His impeccable social-liberalist credentials are in serious danger of being compromised.
Come over to the Chateau, mon fils, for some Murcian soul food.