Friday, 23 January 2009

Queen in crop circles shock!

Great story in the Soaraway Sun today (see if you can guess the headline) about the Queen and Prince Philip being fascinated by crop circles, with Philip paying a £6 a year subscription for a newsletter on the subject by 'crop circle enthusiast' (read: amiable loony) Colin Andrews. It reminds me of newsreader Nicholas Witchell's interest in the Loch Ness monster - he even wrote a book about Nessie, and I attended a less than spellbinding talk at the Oxford Union by him on the subject.

I'm looking forward to more revelations about unlikely Royal/C-List celeb fascinations with odd phenomena. Prince Edward's obsession with telekenesis perhaps. ("Damn you, tennis ball, feel the power of my mind, and move! Oh cock. Shucks, Sophie, am I fated to fail at everything?")

Still, they all have a long way to go to beat Noel Edmonds and his melon-shaped orbs-stylee dead parents strangeness.

(That Sun headline? - "ET Throne Home", of course!)

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