Monday, 15 September 2008

Claim of the year. Indisputably.

Credit crunch? Feh. Implosion of the Labour Party? So what. No, this is a real bombshell -

"My dead parents are melon-sized orbs" - Noel Edmonds.

No, I'm not going to explain it. You're going to have pay the penance of visiting the Mail's website here.

Shayler thinks he's the son of God. Noel Edmonds claims that his dead mum and dad are - well, melon-sized orbs. What next? John Humphreys announces that Nicolas Sarkozy is the reincarnation of his childhood cat? 

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