Sunday, 28 December 2008

Sex and cigarettes

A new survey, publicised in the statistician's bible that is The Sun newspaper, suggests that on statistical average I will spend more of my life (four months) on cigarette breaks than having sex (three months).

As I don't smoke, this is worrying news indeed.


dNo said...

What - never smoked?? Ever? Not even a little one? A cigarillo with Brian at the xmas table?

Jonny Mac said...

Ah, didn't say never smoked dNo. As you know, the joys of the Marlboro Light (or the Marlboro Cancer as we no doubt have to refer to it now) are not unknown to me.