Other people's lives

Overheard this morning: roadcrew member, leaning on shovel, telling his fellow workers what he's got for lunch.

Man: I've got cheese and onion sandwiches...in a tupperware box thing...baked beans...

Other Man: What, cold?

Man: Cold.

All (except first man): Eeurrgh!!

Poor Old Gary; or, A Lucky Escape?

Overheard on the high street today:

"I really like Gary, but fuckin'ell, I don't wanna be marrying 'im."