Sunday 29 March 2009

Titles of the Jacqui Smith porn films

Every report I read tells me that Smith's husband watched Ocean's 13, Surf's Up (what's that?), and 'two adult films'. But what were those films? Knowing it was 'Cum in my ass, not on my face!' or 'Chicks with Dicks Vol. IV' that Jacqui's right hand man was watching, while she was out ripping up the last of our ancient civil liberties, would be the final detail necessary to complete a superb Sunday story. Answers please!

4 comments:

toronto realtor said...

I guess the recession is not as bad as we all thought if a story like this one can occupied so many blogs. Having said that, what is it with the tiny scandal that doesn't let people in peace? Is it the fact that it's publicly known that somebody watched a porn movie (thing that most men do anyway), or is it that most people don't like her work anyway?

Take care,
Elli

Jonny Mac said...

Hi Elli

It's not the fact that he watched porn films; it's the fact that he's the husband of the Home Secretary, and she tried to claim the costs of his watching porn films as a legitimate expense! Plus this is just the latest - and funniest - of a long line of MPs expense scandals...

JM

Pancho said...

If someone could cross-reference the dates and times on the bill with the TV schedules we'd have our answer!

Anonymous said...

This is the icing on the cake....

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LOL