If you're in a pub and someone tells you that the Cheeky Vimto is a great drink and would you like one, do not say yes.
Say no.
Saying yes will result in you waking up the next morning thinking a ferret's crapped in your mouth. Then you'll remember that you were drinking Cheeky Vimtos, and you'll wish a ferret had crapped in your mouth instead.
This has been a public service blogpost.
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