Those hacked emails

Back to the subject of this blog's overwhelming obsession. So the fragrant SP's yahoo email account, gov.sarah@yahoo,com, was hacked- or rather, somebody simply guessed her password. She's a naughty girl for transacting government business on a personal yahoo account, of course. But how disappointing there was nothing more juicy there. Here's excerpts from JMP's top three emails we wished had been there.

3. From: Membership@Peta.Org
To: gov.sarah@yahoo.com
Re: Can I join you guys, you look so cool

Thank you for your interest in People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I am delighted to attach our membership application form...

2. From: Amazon.com
To: gov.sarah@yahoo.com
Autoconfirm

Your order "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins has been dispatched...

1. From: Enquiries@AnchorageAbortionClinic.com
To: gov.sarah@yahoo.com
Your inquiry

Dear Sarah, as I said on the phone, I'm afraid it's too late to fit you in...